AUTHOR: not_an_offer LINKS TO PREVIOUS WORK: um.. y'all, it's all at Literotica or published elsewhere. I've never done fanfic, but I have an impressive smut resume and get paid to write it. Email me for samples but please be of legal age so I don't get arrested.
Offer 1: One (1) 2,000+ word story -OR- Offer 2: Two (2) 1,000 word stories
RESTRICTIONS: No snuff/death, and no Gokey unless he is a total gimp. I just can't make myself do it.
ANYTHING ELSE: I can do hardcore (see above), edgy stuff, whatever you want. As long as there's NO GOKEY BEING ALL SEXY BECAUSE EW. Also I'll do up to 5 shorter ficlets (up to 500 words) for $10 bids.