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Post by xbeyondinsanex on Sept 4, 2009 10:11:40 GMT -5
COME HAVE FUN WRITING ONE LINE OF A FIC! ANYONE CAN PLAY! IMPROVISE!
I'LL START ---
It was fall and Kristopher Allen found himself in the unusual position of having both time to spare and money to actually do things with.
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Post by sparkysparky on Sept 4, 2009 10:17:16 GMT -5
The first thing he did was head down the the local independent record store. The new Adam Lambert CD was on sale, and he needed it.
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Post by xbeyondinsanex on Sept 4, 2009 10:37:43 GMT -5
Kris had never been big on over-produced electronic music, but after watching Adam win American Idol last year, he had become addicted to the singer's voice. He popped in the cd and sang along to the single that had been number one for months and admired the booklet art. It was then he noticed an interesting liner in the Thank You notes -
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Post by sparkysparky on Sept 4, 2009 10:47:51 GMT -5
He'd almost missed it because of the picture of Adam sprawled on a bed in nothing but tight pants and an open purple shirt, skin sparkling from the glitter. But there it was. In black and white.
I want to thank the love of my life, Brad, for his support and courage.
No! Kris thought wildly. It couldn't be true! Adam....had a boyfriend. His year long fantasy of someday becoming Mrs. Adam Lambert was destroyed.
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Post by xbeyondinsanex on Sept 4, 2009 11:14:16 GMT -5
Kris took to the internet to try and find out more information on this Brad character. It only took a minute for Kris to find a picture. He decided the other man was decidedly shady looking. I mean, he was so short and had that floppy brown hair and those huge brown eyes and chiseled jaw.
Kris looked in the mirror. "What does he have that I don't?" He mused
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Post by sparkysparky on Sept 4, 2009 11:29:34 GMT -5
His eyes widened as he realized the answer. "Nothing!" he exclaimed, taking in his own lack of height, floppy brown hair and chiseled jaw. Sure, he wore plaid and the other man wore short shorts, but...
Suddenly, Kris had a plan....
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Post by krismc09 on Sept 4, 2009 12:47:28 GMT -5
He decided to start small, maybe change up his look a little. This plan seemed a little more difficult once he got to the local mall. He saw a lot of plaid, but not too many stores in Arkansas seemed to carry sparkly, tight hot pants for men.
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Post by xbeyondinsanex on Sept 4, 2009 12:54:51 GMT -5
Clearly, if he was going to commit to this course of action, he would have to go full boar. With hot pants and hot men on the brain, Kris booked him self a one way ticket to Key West Florida.
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Post by sparkysparky on Sept 4, 2009 13:35:49 GMT -5
Kris arrived in Key West with only his guitar case, and a small bag with his toothbrush. After all, he was going on a shopping spree as soon as he got there, so he didn't need clothes. And he didn't think you could wear underwear with short shorts, so even though it made him blush like the blushy virgin he was, he had resigned himself to learning to live without underwear.
Adam was worth it.
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Post by xbeyondinsanex on Sept 4, 2009 14:17:09 GMT -5
By convenient happenstance, Adam happened to be in Key West getting ready for a concert. Kris had been unaware of this because even though he obviously is a stalker in this story he for some reason never bothered to check Adam's tour schedule.
So when kris walked into Han's Hotpants Botique and Lube-emporium, he was very surprised to see none other than Adam Lambert checking out a gold pair of short short short shorts.
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Post by mollying on Sept 4, 2009 14:25:54 GMT -5
"I like those shorts," Kris said, and then blushed. He hadn't told anyone about his new penchant for short shorts, and it embarrassed him a little to be admitting it, especially to Adam.
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Post by sparkysparky on Sept 4, 2009 15:29:44 GMT -5
"Oh really," Adam drawled, smirking down at Kris. Kris promptly lost all train of thought beyond ADAM -- SMIRKING -- SEXY -- WANT. "You should try them on then. I think they're your size."
He held the short shorts out to him, and Kris took them automatically.
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Post by mollying on Sept 4, 2009 15:32:56 GMT -5
"You want me to... try on the short shorts. And show you?"
There were words coming out of Kris' mouth, but he wasn't sure quite where they were coming from. He did a kind of flail, which looked like part of either a very bad dance routine or a seizure, and dashed into the changing rooms before he could do anything else ridiculous.
The stalking had definitely paid off.
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Post by krismc09 on Sept 4, 2009 16:39:38 GMT -5
He rushed to try on the short short short shorts, afraid Adam would leave before he managed to squeeze into his new outfit. Once he got them on he realized ha had brought anything else into the dressing room with him and he was pretty sure gold lame' and plaid don't really go together. He took a deep breath, unbuttoned his plaid shirt and stepped out of the dressing room.
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Post by debaser on Sept 4, 2009 18:44:35 GMT -5
Oh, Adam was there alright. With him. When Kris stepped out into the artifically cool store, freezing cold and rubbing his hands up and down his bare arms, two sets of eyes stared at him appraisingly.
"Oh, he is cute!" Brad exclaimed, grabbing Kris's shoulders and spinning him around like a cake on display. "Great ass. He'll be perfect."
Kris stared at them, unblinking. Shit.
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