Post by xbeyondinsanex on Sept 4, 2009 10:37:43 GMT -5
Kris had never been big on over-produced electronic music, but after watching Adam win American Idol last year, he had become addicted to the singer's voice. He popped in the cd and sang along to the single that had been number one for months and admired the booklet art. It was then he noticed an interesting liner in the Thank You notes -
Post by xbeyondinsanex on Sept 4, 2009 11:14:16 GMT -5
Kris took to the internet to try and find out more information on this Brad character. It only took a minute for Kris to find a picture. He decided the other man was decidedly shady looking. I mean, he was so short and had that floppy brown hair and those huge brown eyes and chiseled jaw.
Kris looked in the mirror. "What does he have that I don't?" He mused
Post by sparkysparky on Sept 4, 2009 11:29:34 GMT -5
His eyes widened as he realized the answer. "Nothing!" he exclaimed, taking in his own lack of height, floppy brown hair and chiseled jaw. Sure, he wore plaid and the other man wore short shorts, but...
He decided to start small, maybe change up his look a little. This plan seemed a little more difficult once he got to the local mall. He saw a lot of plaid, but not too many stores in Arkansas seemed to carry sparkly, tight hot pants for men.
Post by sparkysparky on Sept 4, 2009 13:35:49 GMT -5
Kris arrived in Key West with only his guitar case, and a small bag with his toothbrush. After all, he was going on a shopping spree as soon as he got there, so he didn't need clothes. And he didn't think you could wear underwear with short shorts, so even though it made him blush like the blushy virgin he was, he had resigned himself to learning to live without underwear.
Post by xbeyondinsanex on Sept 4, 2009 14:17:09 GMT -5
By convenient happenstance, Adam happened to be in Key West getting ready for a concert. Kris had been unaware of this because even though he obviously is a stalker in this story he for some reason never bothered to check Adam's tour schedule.
So when kris walked into Han's Hotpants Botique and Lube-emporium, he was very surprised to see none other than Adam Lambert checking out a gold pair of short short short shorts.
"You want me to... try on the short shorts. And show you?"
There were words coming out of Kris' mouth, but he wasn't sure quite where they were coming from. He did a kind of flail, which looked like part of either a very bad dance routine or a seizure, and dashed into the changing rooms before he could do anything else ridiculous.
He rushed to try on the short short short shorts, afraid Adam would leave before he managed to squeeze into his new outfit. Once he got them on he realized ha had brought anything else into the dressing room with him and he was pretty sure gold lame' and plaid don't really go together. He took a deep breath, unbuttoned his plaid shirt and stepped out of the dressing room.